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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 22.06.2025 02:27

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Unacceptable again!

No go.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Illum autem fuga doloremque est quod delectus id.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Everyone loved it.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Patriots QB Drake Maye Discusses Offense's Progress After Day One of Minicamp - New England Patriots

So they tried

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

The FDA Launches Its Generative-AI Tool, Elsa, Ahead of Schedule - Gizmodo

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

They put up a sign reading

What’s on Pornhub?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Thumbs down again.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

What is it like to experience sleep paralysis?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Next, they tried...

Then came..

Ok, so this is a question seeking an answer to clear up whatever gymnastics are in my head. I'm a moderately attractive guy, sincere heart, genuinely looking to love another, established. Why don't women that I'm attracted to, want me back?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Freaks and Cheeks

So, the docs changed it to read

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Still no good.

What are the best moistening cream and sunscreen for oily skin?

Minds and Behinds

share office space ...

No, not a chance

Justin Bieber declares he’s a ‘dad that’s not to be f–ked with’ in bizarre Father’s Day 2025 post - Page Six

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Nuts and Butts

Incredible auroras delight stargazers in New Zealand photo of the day for June 2, 2025 - Space

Hysterias & Posteriors

No way

Loons and Moons

Howard Schultz says he 'did a cartwheel' when Starbucks CEO Niccol coined 'back to Starbucks' strategy - CNBC

Still no good

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Just Forget it!