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Last Updated: 22.06.2025 02:27

Unacceptable again!
No go.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Everyone loved it.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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So they tried
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
They put up a sign reading
Another attempt resulted in ...
Thumbs down again.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
What is it like to experience sleep paralysis?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Next, they tried...
Then came..
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Freaks and Cheeks
So, the docs changed it to read
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good.
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Minds and Behinds
share office space ...
No, not a chance
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Nuts and Butts
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Hysterias & Posteriors
No way
Loons and Moons
Still no good
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Just Forget it!